therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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