I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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