You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This couple is walking their pig around campus
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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