Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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