We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
dude i'm inner monologue high
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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