Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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