a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm at about main and main street
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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