make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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