He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
