Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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