There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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