I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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