glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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