I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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