If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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