No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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