I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
