No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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