I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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