sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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