im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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