I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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