escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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