So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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