apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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