What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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