Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
the raccoons are back...
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