So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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