by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Blood and glitter go together right?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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