Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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