doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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