If that was your dad, he is hot
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So apparently I’m into choking now
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