Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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