Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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