This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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