How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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