I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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