Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
