I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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