so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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