so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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