im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
