im six kinds of drunk right now
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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