wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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