so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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