ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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