Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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