oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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