i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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