Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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