I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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