youre lurking in front of me
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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