Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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