You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
