marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My hand turned me down
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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